birf:
birf:
birf:
*brushes teeth*
*spits out toothpaste*
*sees blood in the sink*
*looks up into mirror*
“what am I?”*dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fuckIN F L O S S”
it’s actually much more likely because you don’t massage your gums, little circles, soft bristle, make your gums pink and strong
*dentist awkwardly picks the door back up and apologizes*
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He almost ate that brush. 🤣
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TOOTHPASTE.
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