I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me.
I don’t want to grow up.
DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws
outlaws are wanted
come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it
every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”
black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment
so a while back this lil sleazeball kept demanding that i send him pics of my pussy, even though i wasn’t on board with the idea. instead of taking it to the principal, i got my twin bro to tuck in his dick to make it look like pussy lips and sent a pic of that to him. he still tells me that that’s his fave pic to cum to. i’m not sure if i want to tell him the truth.