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Best Friday ever w/ Craig

a daydream away♥
if i could be with you tonight, i would sing you to sleep; never let them take the light behind your eyes
a sinner amongst saved men, on the banks of the muddy thames~

bonjour mon petit beignet frerard forever

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wilwheaton:

(via xkcd: Beliefs)

isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt


nerdypiranya:

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

That’s the exact description the mattress would have if you could buy it in the sims

nerdypiranya:

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

That’s the exact description the mattress would have if you could buy it in the sims


toyota:

No but honestly if you have an uncut dick please make sure to pull the foreskin back & clean inside that because not everyone is willing to have cheese in the menu


vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp


(Most of) Awesome Mix, Vol. 1


· blf

teamgif:

andrvw:

teamgif:

andrvw:

people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS

I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE 

is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk

milk is the only thing i have left


shisnojon:

honestly


khaleesim0ther:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

SOMEONE FIND THE GIRL


swolizard:

My favorite Snoop Dogg looks compilation


· sneep

jaclcfrost:

sleep with me so i can put my freezing feet on you and probably take all of the covers and use you as a pillow


· blf
When I was 12 boys slid their hand up my thigh and slapped my butt. I smiled and took it because I didn’t know it was okay to say stop. I didn’t know that I could say no. So, when the principal calls telling me my daughter is suspended for punching a boy who wouldn’t stop touching her, I will cook her favorite meals. When she tells me how she cursed at the boy who wouldn’t move his hands off her knee even though she asked him to, I will smile and pull out her favorite movie to watch together. I will celebrate the fact that she accepts her body as her own and knows she has the right to say no. I never want my daughter to think her body belongs to men, because it is her own and my god should she be proud. I will teach her it’s more than okay to say stop, something I wish I had known when I was that age.

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don’t be soft, let the world know you exist // 5-26-14 // 9:01AM (via restrictedthoughts)

OH MY GOD FUCKIN YES PREAAAACH THIS IS SO FUCKIN RIGHT

(via isvla)


problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.


lampsarepeopletoo:

didnt expect to laugh but i did